insert witty title here

I moved away from a meat-intensive diet a few years ago and while I wouldn't claim to be a vegetarian, it is how I eat 6 days out of every seven.

I think my gastrointestinal tract appreciates the change - particularly since my weight-training requires a diet rich in protein - and I know my sphincter certainly does, since my thrice-daily poops are no longer the size and consistency of cinder blocks.

where's the novacain?


I still enjoy a tasty burger and only Communists hate bacon, so it's not like I'm anti-meat or anything. Nevertheless, it's a switch I'm glad I made.




.