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things that I thought during the commencement ceremony for the 468 young adults in my son's graduating class:


Why are so many of these kids heading to bible college?
What the hell is bible college, anyway?
Seriously? your goal is to be a pro motocross racer?
All the asian kids are going to med school or engineering
I've never seen a kid who wants to be a prison warden before
Apparently girls only come in blonde these days
It's not necessary to say that you want to be a successful businessman. It's kinda implicit
No one plans on getting married in six months and living in a trailer?
What's with the Special Ed kid whose goal is to "keep smiling"?
Look at the rack on that Milf!
What kind of last name is "Human"?
I liked that Valedictorian kid's speech
That kid who's "taking a year off to relax" is never gonna move out
Is this how fresh-faced I was at 17?




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