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I have an ethical dilemma for you:

I've been invited to a stag party this coming Saturday, for one of the fellows that owns the sports nutrition store I mentioned last Sunday.

The 26 year-old fellow who's getting married is quite religious and a self-proclaimed virgin. I actually don't know him that well, so I was quite surprised when his brother telephoned me to invite me to attend.

My first thought was "What the hell is a religious virgin doing having a stag party??"

Then I thought "Why the heck is he calling me? He must be pretty hard up for people to come...well if that's the case, maybe I should go just so there's at least one person who cares that this guy is getting married, not that I really care"

And lastly I have to admit that I was curious to know exactly what a stag party for a virginal Christian would consist of.

So I reservedly said okay.

His brother said "Great, this is what we'll be doing...."

I was all ears now! Here comes the good stuff! Was he going to go all out on hookers and liquor? Rent a hotel room in downtown Vancouver and bring in fifteen exotic dancers to inflame our lust?


"First," he said, "we're going to go bowling..."




Bowling? WTF???


"Then we'll have dinner..."


Uh-oh...


"...and then go back to my place to play poker"


Riiiiggghhht...


The next day, a group of friends from the gym decided that we should all go into downtown Vancouver on Saturday, for a night of dancing and general carousing. Suffice to say that I think it beats Bowling for Strangers out for personal interest.




So...stag or Vancouver?


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