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I only have a short list of people who are in desperate need of defenestration, but folks who behave like this at the doughnut shop drive-through are fast becoming part of my top ten:

Doughtnut Shop: Welcome to Tim Horton's can I take your order?

Vehicular Ignoramus: Ummmmm...yeah....um....can I get a coffee?

DS: What size would you like?

VI: Ummm....what sizes do you have?

DS: Small, Medium and Large

VI: Ummmm...can I get a medium coffee with one cream and two sugars?

DS: One medium coffee with one cream and two sugar, anything else?

VI: Ummmm....yeah....ummmm...can I also get six doughnuts?

DS: What kind of doughnuts would you like?

VI: Ummm...what kinds have you got?

DS: Chocolate glazed, plain, maple glazed, banana cream, sugar-glazed with sprinkles, chocolate....it's all listed there on the big board in front of you

VI: Ummmm....yeah...um....can I get two chocolates, a banana cream, two plain and a strawberry cream?

DS: We don't have strawberry cream doughnuts, only what's on the big board

VI: Ummm...okay, ummmm....I'll have the sugar-glazed with sprinkles instead - oh! and on the one with sprinkles, I want it with sprinkles on only half the doughnut, okay?

DS: That's one medium coffeee with one cream and two sugars, two chocolate doughnuts, a banana cream doughnut, two plain doughnuts and one sprinkle with only half the doughnut covered?

VI: Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening

DS: That's one medium coffeee with one cream and two sugars, two chocolate doughnuts, a banana cream doughnut, two plain doughnuts and one sprinkle with only half the doughnut covered?

VI: Ummm...yeah

DS: That'll be $7.95, please pay at the first window

VI: Do you take VISA?


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