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Monday, May 16, 2005

Things you're not going to hear in the new Star Wars movie:


Obi Wan Kenobi: "Woo-hoo Princess, nice ass!!"

Mace Windu: "Hey, check out the big brain on Anakin"

C3PO: "Artoo, I've been meaning to confess my attraction to you for quite some time now"

Princess Amidala: "Where the hell are my tampons?"

Darth Sidious: "If anyone needs me, I'll be out on the patio taking in some sun"

Yoda: "Have sex with me you will...Hmmmmmm?"


If you can think of any others, feel free to add them to the list



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