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another testament to torn testicles

"LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing."

A couple of things pique my curiousity about this story...

If they were dressed when they fought, how did she get manage to a grip on his balls?

If they were naked, what was the other person ("a friend of Jones") doing in the room with them?

This last sentence: "Monti...pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing" implies that there is such a thing as a lawful wounding. Go figure.

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