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I'm settling in at the new place and so far everything is hunky-dory. It's situated on a larger property that used to be a hobby farm and the new owners have kept some of the chickens and one rooster.

I think the rooster may be gay, because his morning crow sounds suspiciously like "any-cock'll do!"

So I've named him Bruce.

Bruce the Gay Rooster wakes up at 0430 every morning and shouts out his needs to the world, waking me up in the process.

I can live with being woken up at 0430 by a gay rooster, but it would be nice if he only made his announcement once rather than repeat it endlessly for an hour.

Maybe if I find him a...companion, he'll settle down until later in the morning.