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Hi! I'm Troy McClure!

You might remember me from such blogs as "I hate my mom!" and "It's all meaningless"

I'm here today to talk to you about Christopher.

Did you know that like most bloggers, Christopher is actually a perfectly normal person?

That's right, a perfectly 'normal' person, just like you or me.

"But Troy," you ask, "how can that be? Doesn't he spend all his time in front of a computer?"

Actually no, Christopher has been known to do a wide number of things that don't involve computers at all. For instance he drives a car, sleeps in a real bed and even buys his own groceries: all without a computer! In fact, Christopher sometimes even turns his computer off to watch television or to read a book!

Let's take a look at Christopher's average weekday:

0630: rise and shine, shower, make a lunch and eat something
0730: arrive at the office
1200: stop work for lunch
1300: get back to work
1600: leave work for the day and go to the gym
1830: finish up at the gym to go home and eat supper
2200: lights out and go to sleep

As you can see, Christopher is a pretty boring guy.

So the next time someone you know says "Boy, that Christopher must be one strange dude", you can tell them "Hey man! He's as normal as Troy McClure!"