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Do you ever watch those goofy dating shows like Elimidate? How about Chlamydia Island - oops, I mean Temptation Island?

I could understand wanting to be on a television show like that for the fun of it (or for the notoriety); but, many of these people seem to take it quite seriously.

"Oh yes," Billy and Brenda affirm, "we love each other so much that we're going to split up and spend ten days rubbing up against hotties and hottsters to show the whole world how much we care". Yeah okay...

Three days later they're all teary-eyed and pouty because Billy/Brenda was licking margarita salt off someone's nipple.


Now the younger generation may snicker at the thought of us thirty-seven to forty-two year olds doing the Funky Chicken* to Culture Club in the nineteen eighties but at least we weren't lining up to embarrass ourselves on international television.

Mind you, shows like this weren't around back then...

Say, when's the casting call for Temptation Island 3: The Mid-lifers?



One last thing: I'm going to be away for a few days but I shall continue to blog as opportunity presents itself.

So be good (for goodness sake)



* we didn't actually do the Funky Chicken back then...