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These folks have all sorts of tips on how to liven up your workplace:

"Organize lunch-and-learns."
Today at lunch in the main conference room, I will be offering lessons on advanced auto-erotic stimulation. Bring your own cling-wrap.

"Arrange potluck lunches or have a dessert-only day."
Don't forget, Wednesday is Asparagus Day!

"Hold theme days."
Is it Hawaiian Shirt Day already?

"Turn Casual Friday into a fund-raising event."
How about giving that hottie in accounting a dollar for every piece of clothing she doesn't wear? It's for the orphans.

"Tap into Internet joke banks."
Hey everybody, check this out!

"Organize teams for fun runs."
Hey you...new guy. Do you like running? Good. We want you to run to the store for some beer.

"Celebrate important events."
Attention all staff: Christopher has been let go. There will be cake and ice cream in the lunchroom at ten.

"Organize baking exchanges for the holidays."
Hey man.....these brownies are awesome....

"Attend theatrical events together."
Does a screaming match between clerical staff count as a theatrical event?