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Monday, August 11, 2003

Did anyone else get a letter from Mrs Ibram this weekend? She mentions in her 'appeal' that she wants to contribute to the development of the church in Europe, America and Africa. Imagine the reaction of the Nigerians: "Hey you can't scam us, that's our job!"

Home Address:
7A Mohammed Avenue
safat Kuwait
Kuwait

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Mrs. Zainab Aisha Ibram, now Mrs. Lucia Ibram, a widow to late Sheik Mohammed Alsabah, I am 74 years old, I am now a new Christian convert suffering from long time cancer of the breast.

From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I wont live more than seven months because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

My late husband was killed during the Gulf War, and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has informed me that I may not live for more than seven months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America and Europe.

I selected three churches after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of $10,000,000.00 Million US Dollars to your church for the development of the church and also for the less privileged. Please I want you to note that, this fund is lying in a security company.In this situation my lawyer will file in approval application to enable you to claim the consignment.

Lastly I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity.

May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, The love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with us all forever and ever (Amen).

I await your urgent reply.

MRS.LUCIA IBRAM.



Dear Mrs. Ibram,

Thank you so much for your letter. We here at the United Church of Satan sincerely appreciate your interest in our organization and look forward to using your generous donation for the advancement of our cause. It has been a difficult time for our bretheren, what with films such as Little Nicky and the television exposure of Ozzy Osborne's home life.

Now, thanks to your decision, we can renew our efforts to convert people to the service of Beelzebub and to gather more souls for Armageddon - oops, I mean Armageddon.

Sincerely,

Christopher

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