insert witty title here

I can't think of anything
deep
to say
so here's a joke
to read
today:

A sailor standing by the docks happened to see a young woman crying on the pier. He asked her what was wrong and she replied "I want to leave Canada and return to my home in Russia. I miss my parents terribly." The sailor replied, "Perhaps I can help. Do you see that ship over there? We're leaving tomorrow morning for Vladivostok. I will bring you aboard and hide you down below. Every day I will bring you food and in exchange you will have sex with me. Is it a deal?"

Happy at the thought of soon seeing her family again, the woman agreed and that evening the sailor snuck the young lady on board and hid her in a storage closet off the engine room. "Remember," he said, "you must not come out because if you're caught we will both be in very big trouble."

The next morning the ship cast off and for the next two weeks things worked out just like the sailor promised. Every day he brought her food from the kitchen and they would have sex.

Then one day during a detailed inspection of the ship, she was discovered by the Captain and the First Mate. Tearfully she explained how she had come to be there:

"A nice sailor brought me here so I can return to my family in Russia. In return he is screwing me". To which the Captain grimly replied, "He certainly is lady, this is the ferry to Vancouver Island."